shailenewoodleyssideboob:

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

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youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

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Timestamp: 1413888879

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

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coopercinno:

#humerus

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mind-body-wellness:

beerandbeardsforme:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Holy shit

This fucked me up

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Timestamp: 1413888699

mind-body-wellness:

beerandbeardsforme:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Holy shit

This fucked me up

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giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

image

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

image

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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Timestamp: 1413854395

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dinerporn:

anewdaynewplace:

Red Hook, New York

This weekend my friend and I visited The Historic Village Diner in Red Hook, a small town two hours north of New York City. For the past four months while I was abroad I dreamt of sinking my teeth into a nice juicy burger and sipping an extra large Coca Cola in big plastic glass, only found in classic diners such as this one.

Ready to chow down, we walked in only to realize it was cash only, and neither one of us had much cash on us. We knew that the only ATM nearby would charge us both a hefty fee so we sat down, feeling defeated, and ready to order just a small snack, despite being starving.

Our waitress came to take our order and told us that a “good Samaritan overheard that we were low on cash and is paying for our dinner.” We were in complete and utter shock. I enjoyed my tuna melt with a side of pasta and extra smiles that night. But seriously, people in small town America can be oh so kind. It sure is good to be home. 

Yes, we love the “Historic” Village Diner (we’ve actually covered it twice!) and we love your story! That is so very very a diner thing to do.

Thanks for sharing!

Timestamp: 1413854387

dinerporn:

anewdaynewplace:

Red Hook, New York

This weekend my friend and I visited The Historic Village Diner in Red Hook, a small town two hours north of New York City. For the past four months while I was abroad I dreamt of sinking my teeth into a nice juicy burger and sipping an extra large Coca Cola in big plastic glass, only found in classic diners such as this one.

Ready to chow down, we walked in only to realize it was cash only, and neither one of us had much cash on us. We knew that the only ATM nearby would charge us both a hefty fee so we sat down, feeling defeated, and ready to order just a small snack, despite being starving.

Our waitress came to take our order and told us that a “good Samaritan overheard that we were low on cash and is paying for our dinner.” We were in complete and utter shock. I enjoyed my tuna melt with a side of pasta and extra smiles that night. But seriously, people in small town America can be oh so kind. It sure is good to be home. 

Yes, we love the “Historic” Village Diner (we’ve actually covered it twice!) and we love your story! That is so very very a diner thing to do.

Thanks for sharing!

shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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leviathanrose:

this is probably the best store in the mall

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Timestamp: 1413803928

leviathanrose:

this is probably the best store in the mall

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